iPatch update.
Dear customers
Thank you for your interest in the new iPatch ™ from Annelid Inc. Production of our exclusive limited edition iPatch Plastic ™ will begin after a brief period of research and development.
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pia
Can’t wait. Keep us posted for all updates. Life with iPatch is just so much simpler and sweet.
One bug that might need fixing: I think iPatch is deleting whole people from my memory….they say I have worked with them for years, but i can’t remember them at all. Any chance iPatch might have counted them as trivia?
I really need that portable “leech-drive”, and have lots of aquariums to keep them in (seriously).
Apr 02, 2009 @ 11:54 pm
trecia
Hey, I happen to have one of the worst memory-related cerebral hemisphere of the brain. instead of removing ‘unwanted information’, can it be like a information usb drive stick? it will be good for people like me who has very selective memory and and be able to retrieve catagorised information when required? without any data lost?
Apr 06, 2009 @ 4:28 pm
girish
It could be that your perceived cerebral deficiency is itself caused by an overload of toxic information. Ask your iPharmacist about new iPatch™. Please consult your doctor, priest or shaman if disorientation persists.
As mentioned in the footnote the idea of a storage device or “leech-drive” is currently in the final stages of development. The main challenge for any cyberbiotechnology company in developing new products is of course coming up with a sexy name and striking colour scheme for its products. You will be hearing more from Annelid Inc once these challenges have been met. As always any suggestions, feedback or ideas are warmly welcomed and wholly owned by Annelid Inc.
Apr 07, 2009 @ 8:27 am